Monthly Archives: August 2006

bedlam burning — geoff nicholson

4 stars

Mike Smith is a hand­some but rather tal­ent­less crea­ture. After his uni­ver­sity days he works at a book­store as an archivist, when a guy he knows from col­lege, Gre­gory Collins, has an announce­ment. He has writ­ten a book, but wants Mike’s photo to go on the back cover. Mike is not too enthu­si­as­tic about the idea, but after Gre­gory con­vinces Mike that it would be a good joke, he agrees. When Gre­gory is then invited to do a book read­ing and Mike has to pre­tend to be him, the ball really starts rolling. He gets the oppor­tu­nity to be assigned as a writer-in-residence in a men­tal insti­tu­tion and after dis­cussing this with Gre­gory, he accepts the posi­tion. And while being there with the strange patients and even stranger staff, the plot thick­ens and thick­ens until finally the bomb explodes.

the pirates! in an adventure with whaling — gideon defoe

4 stars

The pirates! have a prob­lem. Their boat is near col­laps­ing from their pre­vi­ous adven­ture and they want it to have it fixed. So Pirate Cap­tain decides to go to Cut­lass Liz, also known as the Butcher of Bar­ba­dos. She can’t res­cue the boat from sink­ing, but Pirate Cap­tain has an eye on another boat: the Lovely Emma. The boat under the boats. Except: he can’t afford it. Cut­lass Liz is will­ing to give the boat to him, but sets an ulti­ma­tum: when the hour­glass on the boat is empty and he hasn’t paid off the boat yet, he and his whole gang will be fish food. The deal is made and the search for money has begun. Will the pirates get the money on time? How will they try to get the money? What has whal­ing to do with anything?

the understudy — david nicholls

3 stars

Stephen C. McQueen, no, no rela­tion of the famous Steven McQueen, is in the act­ing busi­ness. If you can call it act­ing. He mostly plays the dead guy, a happy squir­rel and at the period of his life this book cov­ers he is a ghost. A ghost who is open­ing a door, let­ting some­one through, and clos­ing the door. ‘And that was it — walk on (ghostly), open door (slowly), bow (som­brely), close door (slowly), walk off (quickly).’ The one he has to let through the door is Josh Harper, the hottest, sex­i­est, gor­geous actor in the busi­ness who has it all: the looks, the money, the condo, and last but not least, the wife. In short; every­thing Stephen doesn’t have (any­more). How does Stephen cope with a friend­ship to this heart­throb? More impor­tantly: how does Stephen cope with the close friend­ship to Josh’s wife Nora?